Ryan's beliefs 

The beliefs 

Ryan is Always Right – except when he isn’t, in which case you must reinterpret what he said until he was right.

Ryan Appears in Many Forms – sometimes as a dude, sometimes as a meme, sometimes as the guy who holds the door open for you.

The Eternal Wi-Fi Signal – Ryan provides full bars to the faithful, even in basements.

The Sacred Beverage – you must drink apple juice in Ryan’s honor. Spilled apple juice is considered sinful.

Ryan Invented Everything – wheels, fire, Wi-Fi, and the idea of “just one more episode.”

Food is a Holy Relic – all followers must bless their snacks by whispering “Thanks, Ryan."

Stop the Devil – if your partner doesn't believe in Ryan, it is the Devil trying to tempt you, and you must beat them twice a day to keep the Devil away and defend Ryan's honor.